Abe LIncion

Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery in the south then made slavery illegal I all of north America. He got his name honest abe from his first job where a customer over paid and he walked to there house miles away and gave there cash back.

Abe Lincoln was born in February 12, 1809 in the state of Kentucky. His mom is Nancy Lincoln and his dad is Thomas Lincoln. He grew up on a farm with a very small house with not much to eat or do but he did help with the farm. One of his famous quotes are “ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. “

One Second After

They were going back to get the car to get Jen's present and then all the cars on the street stopped even the construction workers vehicles and stuff. All but there car. the construction workers were looking at them suspiciously wandering why there car is running still. one was obviously drunk which made Jens dad kinda sketchy. they pulled over and asked what is going on and the lady said she was wandering the same.  

Presadents

There is an alien named WAJ (Washington, Adams, Jefferson) WAJ’s favorite snack is M&M’s (Madison, Monroe) WAJ is wearing a hat with an A on it (Quincy Adams) The alien comes down to earth and meets with Michael Jackson (Andrew Jackson) Jackson is driving a big huge Van (Martin Van Burren) and he has his Hairy, Hairy, son in the front seat (William Henry Harrison) The van has very big tyres (John Tyler). One of the tires gets poked (James Knox Polk). They get a tailor (Zachary Taylor) to sew it up, and get someone to fill more air in it (Millard Fillmore). He does it with special material so that it will never be pierced again (Franklin Pierce). There is a big celebration where they fire cannons (James Buchanan) and a parade led by Abraham Lincoln. After Lincoln there is Andrew Johnson because after an assassination. Lincoln writes a Grant to buy some Hay (Rutherford B. Hayes) with the help of Garfield (James Garfield) the cat. They had to go over to King Arthur’s round table (Chester Arthur) and ship it to Cleveland, Ohio (Grover Cleveland). Lincoln sent his Harry Son (Benjamin Harrison) to Cleveland (Grover Cleveland) to help pick up the Hay. Lincoln got so mad at them because they messed up with the Hay that he banished them to the furthest place he could think of, Mount McKinley in Alaska (William McKinley). Walking up they saw beautiful teddy bear roses (Theodore Roosevelt). They got to the top and it’s really cold, the wind is Drafting (William Howard Taft) and they get the shakey shakey Willies (Woodrow Wilson). They get frozen hard (Warren Harding) because they are so cool (Calvin Coolidge). They use a Hoover (Herbert Hoover) vacuum cleaner to thaw themselves out. They see the same rose bushes but with no teddy bears (Franklin D. Roosevelt). When they get off the hill they see a truly manly general (Harry Truman) with huge eyes (Dwight D. Eisenhower). He is joined in the parade by Barbie and Ken (John F. Kennedy). There’s always a Johnson after an assassination (Lyndon B. Johnson). He has nicks all over his face (Nixon). They all get on a Ford (Ford) truck in the parade that is pulling a Cart (Carter) full of raggedy andies (Ronald Reagan) stacked in the shape of a bush (George H.W. Bush), Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama.

One Second After

Jen is having fun at her birthday but her sister Elisabeth doesn't show up. Her father is starting to get a little pissed because she is with her boyfriend and he is very protective. They set out to find them and they take Jen with them. She see's them walking down the road to the house. Her dad gets out and yell's at them and they explain the car broke down. They went to get it after.

one secnd after

its jens birthday and she is listening to her music on her CD player and then the power goes out. her dad is cool with it cause he doesn't like it much. her aunt got a necklaces that was at least 1000 dollars. her dad was flipping burgers and smoking a camel cig but jen doesn't like it so he throws it over the railing. 

Swimming the fly Book Report

This book was about a group of boys goal is for the summer, to see a naked woman or boobs. It starts out slow like Matt wants to be Kelly's boyfriend. Matt has two and soon to be 3 friends. Sean Coop and Valery. Sean and Coop have been friends for over ten years. Valery has just been added to the group because of stuff that I will tell you in the future. Matt has a brother name Pete. Pete let Matt use his weights b because he was going on vacation and wouldn't mind. Matt ended up dropping one of the weights and it rolled over to the dresser and it knocked over a ball which hit a model plane that had taken two weeks to build. He tried to cover it up by placing a picture frame on top of it to cover it up too look like an accident. He ate supper then went to practice. Then Sean Coop and Matt planned on getting to see boob. They are planning to go to a party but they have to bring bear to get in. They go to a store to buy some they get in line with a bear not knowing that an alarm would go off if some one was buying beer. it did and the clerk stopped them and asked for ID. The girls behind  them handed theirs to the guy and said they were buying it. After, they walked home with the beer. when they showed up everyone from there school was there and some from there pool. The guy at the front door said thanks for the beer and drink responsibly. they found Kelly and Valery there also  
   

Matt was pushing Vallery on a swing and they went back inside into the party ad matt saw tony and they were fighting about who would win the 100 yard butterfly. kelly voted matt and so did valery.